girl's day. it's rough.

bathtime with remy:

telling me she is going to trap me, remy says:
"i will put you in HAND cuffs, and SHOULDER cuffs, and CHEEK CUFFS, and TONGUE cuffs, and FINGER CUFFS! andd....BOOBE CUFFS! and...toe cuffs....that's all momma."

me: "ouch"

later on---
remy: "why are your eyes THAT color momma?"
me: "what color?"
remy: "goo-ish green"
me: "umm...BLUE-ish? green?"
remy: "NO! i said GOO-ISH green! like, as in, the COLOR OF GOO!"
me: "oh i didn't know they were...well...what color are YOURS?"
remy: "just light green. so are ezra's..but daddy's, his are goo-ish green like yours"